I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
