u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
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When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
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I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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