Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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