Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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