Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
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This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
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Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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