just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
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I slept with him to see his dog one last time
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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