I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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