sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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