dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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