I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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