We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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