We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
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You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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