And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Randomize
