the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
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I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
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CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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