windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
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Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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