But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Randomize
