He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
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I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
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You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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