i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
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we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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