I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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