garbage
garbage dick
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you win
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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