Plan B is the new Plan A
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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