i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
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I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
A+ Viking dick
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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