haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
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When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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