and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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