I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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