No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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