Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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