its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
