I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
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Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
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I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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