Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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