Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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