The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
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You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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