so explain again why im purple
no
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
The dick lei will go down in squad history
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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