She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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