There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Randomize
