i would punch a child for taco bell
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
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Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
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I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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