What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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