tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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