oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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