one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
