He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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