I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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