I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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