Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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