you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
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Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
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Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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