covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.