apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.