So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Randomize
