did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
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Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful