They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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