I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
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COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO