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  I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora

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  Please tell me how you discovered this.

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  I was looking in the mirror snooping around

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.

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• (518): View more from New York

  hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?

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• (707): View more from California

  Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people

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• (239): View more from Florida

  COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING

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  Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?

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• (315): View more from New York

  she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  You are my mentor.

  (276): View more from Virginia

  I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  THAT'S NOT NICE

  (703): View more from Virginia

  NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO

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