Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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