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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could

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  did she say where she was going

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  apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time

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  I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same

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• (315): View more from New York

  i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.

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  Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.

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• (619): View more from California

  It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.

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