i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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