Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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