people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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