Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
did you just send me my own nude
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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