New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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