I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He keeps bees of course he's weird
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
