I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
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I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
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You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so