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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.

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• (415): View more from California

  well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Absence makes the cock grow harder.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work

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• (360): View more from Washington

  we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.

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• (530): View more from California

  He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so

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