I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
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I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
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What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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