well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
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Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
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I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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