ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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