Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
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how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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